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Achoo! .... Bless me
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drink alcohol feel warm and fuzzy inside Is this what love feels like?
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secret santa! get my own name
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Get a lapdance from Stripper Is this sex?
17,531 shares
Awesome new ringtone no one ever calls me
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Stripper smiles at me and calls me cutie i love her
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knee grazes the leg of girl sitting next to you she loves me.
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Buy condoms "just in case" Throw out packet because of expiry date
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got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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turn shower on hottest setting this is what a hug feels like, right?
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