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Casually mentions about being a drug user To the president of the united states
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Hey I just bit you... and now you're crazy because I'm infected... and gave you rabies
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Girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for anniversary doesn't get her anything
141,462 shares
Wife asks if she's fat "yes"
101,557 shares
Ran into ex Put the car in reverse and hit her again
131,660 shares
gets to pick game for family game night saw
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found a bear trap tea bag it
230,235 shares
feed the homeless to the homeless
158,388 shares
take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin
82,533 shares
found a beehive free pinata
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