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Reminisces about Chappelle's Show Doesn't say "I'm Rick James, Bitch"
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MEETS JUSTIN BEIBER ON FLIGHT ONLY BREAKS HIS LEGS
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asks you how you're doing wants to hear how you're doing
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types lol laughs for real
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Could be a member of MENSA. ISN'T.
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says, "cool story, bro" actually means it
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Lend him a book actually reads it
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Knows your mom isn't feeling desirable since the divorce Tells her shes a milf and bangs her like a screen door in a hurricane
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moving away goes to video store to make sure late charges all paid up
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plays facebook game doesn't send invites to anyone.
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