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Plastic is made from oil. Oil is made from dinosaurs. Plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs
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SLANG is slang for Shortened Language
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The word 'Alphabet' is just the first two letters of the greek alphabet
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*daydreams whilst driving* *arrives at destination* My brain just drove my car on autopilot.
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explorer is exploradora in spanish dora the explorer
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my Wife doesn't want me to fix her problems She wants me to listen to her irrational reasoning
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We only had Recess so teachers could have their legally mandated breaks.
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Older music seems better Because everyone has forgotten about the crappy songs
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watching a movie before you go to bed is the adult equivalent to getting read a bedtime story
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