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Listening to ipod, feel fart brewing pause song so you can hear epic fart
13,516 shares
Brush Teeth While Shitting multi-tasker
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eat cheetos make dog lick hand, wipe hands on dog.
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cook with dirty pots and pans extra flavor
19,757 shares
Open windows room dusted
16,809 shares
Become a sperm donor FAP for money
15,625 shares
wake up with a boner it's easier to just piss in the tub
17,158 shares
burp up small piece of food snacktime
18,584 shares
SKYPE WITH PARENts NEVER HAVE PANTS ON
16,333 shares
dancing with girl at club = pound her with giant erection
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