Regarding Show Spoilers

Regarding Show Spoilers - IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ SHOW SPOILERS UNSUBSCRIBE FROM ITS SUBREDDIT UNTIL YOU'RE CAUGHT UP Actual Advice Mallard

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The best advice I can ever give that I wish I followed.

NEVER START SMOKING

Hint hint wink wink, ladies.

IF YOU LIKE A GUY, ASK HIM OUT  THE MAN DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE

Night Vision

IF YOU GET UP AT NIGHT, CLOSE ONE EYE BEFORE TURNING ON THE LIGHTS AFTER YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, YOU STILL HAVE NIGHT VISION IN ONE EYE AND WON'T BUMP INTO THINGS HEADING BACK TO BED

Just take my word on this one

IF YOUR RELIGIOUS BEHAVIORS HURT OTHERS  YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

Take it from me...

IF YOU'RE HITTING ON SOMEONE AND THEY AREN'T ASKING ANY QUESTIONS BACK  GET OUTTA THERE

Advice for the socially oblivious party goer

IF YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO DOESN'T LIVE THERE  YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE

My mom's advice has saved me from a lot of bad decisions.

HANG A PICTURE OF THE TATTOO YOU WANT  SOMEWHERE YOU WILL SEE IT EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR

This s**t seriously pisses me off...

BEING DRUNK  IS NOT A JUSTIFICATION FOR YOUR ACTIONS

Coffee tip... this one really works

TAKE A SIP OF YOUR COFFEE BEFORE ADDING SUGAR  YOU WON'T NEED AS MUCH SUGAR FOR IT TO TASTE SWEET AFTERWARDS.

Unprotected sex....

REMEMBER KIDS, UNPROTECTED SEX IS LIKE BASKETBALL YOU ALWAYS DRIBBLE BEFORE YOU SHOOT
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