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imma cut you some slack because it is your 1st day on the job

imma cut you some slack because it is your 1st day on the job

had to pull out my 9 iron and chip it on the green

had to pull out my 9 iron and chip it on the green

This morning i had a blunt conversation with my son about his speeding ticket

This morning i had a blunt conversation with my son about his speeding ticket

i picked up a hoe and some weed whackers to get started on my garden

i picked up a hoe and some weed  whackers to get started on my garden

I'm going in and out of jail all the time to teach business classes to convicts

I'm going in and out of jail all the time to teach business classes to convicts

get out and give me your car keys now! you're not driving drunk on my watch

get out and give me your car keys now! you're not driving drunk on my watch

Everyday I'm Hustling between work and my kid's soccer practice

Everyday I'm Hustling between work and my kid's soccer practice

i hate cops that show gives respectable men of the law a bad reputation

i hate cops that show gives respectable men of the law a bad reputation

i left my kids $20 for pizza since I know my business meeting will run late tonight.

i left my kids $20 for pizza since I know my business meeting will run late tonight.

Let's shoot up Those 4th quarter profits in order to appease our shareholders

Let's shoot up Those 4th quarter profits in order to appease our shareholders
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