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Casually mentions about being a drug user To the president of the united states
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Hey I just bit you... and now you're crazy because I'm infected... and gave you rabies
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Girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for anniversary doesn't get her anything
141,346 shares
Wife asks if she's fat "yes"
101,383 shares
Ran into ex Put the car in reverse and hit her again
131,484 shares
gets to pick game for family game night saw
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found a bear trap tea bag it
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feed the homeless to the homeless
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take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin
82,353 shares
found a beehive free pinata
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