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Stay up until 2 am Status: Darn insomnia
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Ignores your calls and texts "likes" all your posts
21,863 shares
Tells you how much she hates jessica writes on jessica's wall: "OMG i loveee youu and missss you girrrrrly!"
27,837 shares
Just took a shot EVERYONE needs to know
17,222 shares
Use fatbooth on all friends even the fat ones
18,116 shares
Sees everyones's statuses where they complain Make status complaining about it
10,383 shares
Has one drink for entire night OMG I was so drunk last night
18,422 shares
go on holiday to interesing cultured city 500 photos of hotel room
16,497 shares
Bin Laden died? update facebook status
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MY LIFE SUCKS MOM TOOK MY PHONE "POSTED FROM IPAD"
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