9138 shares
Zippers Are like puzzles that solve themselves
311,978 shares
Ponds Are like islands for fish
169,000 shares
a spouse is yourself-in-law
378,986 shares
Farts are like the screams of trapped poo
309,557 shares
TACOS ARE LIKE MEXICO SANDWICHES
144,243 shares
Vietnamese food should be called "Vietnoms"
157,557 shares
Nominees The language you speak with food in your mouth
409,169 shares
millions of years ago dinosaurs could've been having sex right in your front yard
154,503 shares
money is an everywhere gift card
674,999 shares
Guys WAKE ME UP WHEN IM HUNGRY
326,194 shares
Laugh more daily
