9775 shares
Sees his lane is ending Stays in the lane as long as possible to get ahead of traffic
234,792 shares
"Don't worry about directions, just follow me" Runs a red light
309,545 shares
Cell phone goes off in the library answers in the library and stays where he is
254,358 shares
Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect
233,584 shares
store closes at 9 p.m. starts shopping at 8:55 p.m.
170,031 shares
Buys $10 gift card for friend Writes $20 on it
69,967 shares
finds out you have epilepsy flicks the lights on and off really fast
48,330 shares
Sees you talking to the girl you like "Why don't you guys just fuck already?"
271,832 shares
Smokes in the car Kids in back, windows closed
188,569 shares
Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space
321,766 shares
Laugh more daily
