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Yeah its like 2am and you've had a long day you should go to bed now. Heres a bunch of regrets and things you hate about yourself... lets talk about them for a while WAIT
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Could use dreams to experience sex with anyone, anywhere Gives you nightmares
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Remembers 4000 years of Star Wars storyline Forgets sister's birthday
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Knows girl only wants to be friends. "Hey you should fall in love with her."
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Thinks of 10 things to say to start conversation with cute girl 5 minutes after she walks away
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First day of vacation? Wakes you up at 7am and doesn't let you go back to sleep.
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Tired the whole time at work wide the fuck awake Get home,
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