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Infinitely loves everyone excruciating torture for eternity if you don't think i'm real
27,791 shares
Libyans being slaughtered? too busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes
141,611 shares
You shall not kill/murder "About midnight I will go throughout Egypt. Every firstborn son in Egypt will die…" Ex. 11:4
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create mechanical and scientific universe punish those who don't believe in the supernatural
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Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose.
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Create Man in my image Except the ugly ones
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Never eat of the evil tree the one i put in the middle of the garden
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create world with limited resources tell followers they're unlimited
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No masturbation or premarital sex Makes hormones peak at 16
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Make oil invaluable to society give it to the arabs
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