The most sickly man in the world

The most sickly man in the world - I DON'T ALWAYS GET SICK, BUT WHEN I DO, I HURT ALL OVER, FEEL REALLY COLD, AND CAN'T BREATHE OUT OF MY NOSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Every single time.

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO STUDY  BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T

I usually try and avoid these situations.

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH SCARY MOVIES BUT WHEN I DO, I'M UP TILL 2AM WATHING DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES TO CALM ME DOWN.

Sandra Bullock is apparently having her second child

I DON'T ALWAYS KEEP UP WITH CELEBERITY NEWS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE

The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE OUT THE RECYCLING  BUT WHEN I DO I LOOK LIKE A RAGING ALCOHOLIC

I don't always go grocery shopping...

I DON'T ALWAYS GO GROCERY SHOPPING... BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT ALL THE SNACKS WITHIN 6 HOURS

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE A TL;DR

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE A TL;DR  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AFTER I'VE READ ALL THE TEXT

Stupid songs!

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A SONG I USUALLY HATE

I don't always stretch in public but when I do I accidentally let out the mini moan of my inner pornstar

I don't always stretch in public   but when I do I accidentally let out the mini moan of my inner pornstar

I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself

I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself

I don't always wash my sheets but when I do, i forget them in the washer until i'm ready to go to sleep

I don't always wash my sheets but when I do, i forget them in the washer until i'm ready to go to sleep

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