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Greetings Yahweh! I am uber-god. you didn't know about me. you will be judged concerning how fair and loving you have been toward those you have created. holy shit!
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Give humans innate curiosity punish any who question me
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Create a reality in which it is logically impossible to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Claim to be both all-knowing and all-powerful.
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thou shalt not kill Take the whole army with you, and go up and attack Ai. -- Joshua 8:1
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ban cannibalism you must eat my son each sunday
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Pray! I do what I want anyway
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Ban incest Adam and eve have two sons. Rest of humanity comes from where?
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Create breasts everyone LOVES Create breast cancer
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Worship me and receive a mansion after you're dead
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Humanity descended from one man and one woman Who only had sons
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