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boxing gloves? do you hang those next to your oven mitts, woman?
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calls cops to report bar fight upon arriving, fights cops
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brings a knife to a gunfight wins
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Legos? Dont you mean casual footwear?
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my morning steak: the most important steak of the day
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do i look like a pussy? of course i want cigarettes on my sandwich
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