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Jesus, you came back sooner than i expected did you teach humanity about science, equality and rationality as we agreed?
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Says "no sex before marriage" has his only son out of wedlock
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there is only one true religion sorry, not available in your area
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work in mysterious ways mysteriously similar to random chance
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Told us the earth is flat not really lol
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Create the Sun to give light upon the earth Invisible UV rays cause skin cancer
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GIVE MEN NIPPLES INTELLIGENT DESIGN
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infallible Hands out cancer like candy
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Bit your tongue while eating? I'm infallible, I wanted you to.
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knows the future gets angry about stuff that happens
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