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Finally finds something positive in life HIV
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Opens Own Business Gets Fired
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Creates imaginary girlfriend Friendzoned
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Bit by radioactive spider Cancer
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Blows rape whistle Alerts more rapists of his location
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Rides bumper cars Killed by drunk driver
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checks both ways before crossing road gets hit by plane
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Gets elected as class president assassinated
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Gets invited to candy factory Dies horribly while midgets sing about how ironic death was
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Asked for Legos for christmas MEGABLOKS
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