9294 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
21,126 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,822 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,769 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,377 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,532 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,195 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,859 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
58,156 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
87,875 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
299,115 shares
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