9498 shares
Sees you driving round town with the girl he loves and he's like 'everything worked out for the best. no hard feelings.'
49,108 shares
Says "I'm on my way." Is actually on is way.
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Server was rude and having a rough night Leaves her a 25% tip to cheer her up
31,642 shares
Doesn't use facebook remembers your birthday
58,410 shares
Knows you used to play wow Doesn't bring up to girls you're talking to at parties
49,973 shares
Has Pets Doesn't try to get them high
29,409 shares
Goes Down on girlfriend expects nothing in return
253,108 shares
Walks in on you and your new gf watching lion king Chops onions during stampede
31,677 shares
FUCKS YOUR SISTER MARRIES HER
74,018 shares
receives long text message Replies with more than 'ok.'
18,857 shares
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