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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
36,195 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,797 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,461 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,999 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,494 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,480 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
156,126 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
166,225 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
91,052 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
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