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At Supermarket Sees cute cashier Self checkout
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Orders at the Drive Thru Eats in the parking lot
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Watch movie alone, totally appropriate. Watch same movie with parents, suddenly full of kinky sex.
13,775 shares
smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot
15,632 shares
see black people coming towards me "Can't cross the street now, or they'll think I'm racist"
14,938 shares
Notice the product you want is behind the counter I can buy it somewhere else
16,236 shares
Needs a piece of paper in class erases a whole used piece instead of asking someone
12,234 shares
Happy Birthday! You too.
19,554 shares
Move into house with new roommates Crack WEP instead of asking
24,001 shares
standing in the queue at fast food restaurant SILENTLY REHEARSING ORDER to self TWENTY TIMES
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