9285 shares
Says he's resting his eyes Doesn't fall asleep
11,829 shares
Is standing in the 10 items or less lane Has 10 items or less
10,414 shares
sees you driving round town with the girl he loves accepts it and moves on
11,676 shares
knows post is only for free karma upvotes anyway
11,542 shares
"can i just get a cup for water?" actually fills it with water
19,303 shares
liked a band you've probably never heard of introduces you to it
14,228 shares
Has a unibrow So nice no one notices it
17,736 shares
Gives you a ride to work Smokes 2 bowls with you on the way, and gives you a nug for after work
22,938 shares
Asks to here about your problems at work please tell me moar
11,075 shares
has a bitchy girlfriend breaks up with her
14,353 shares
Laugh more daily
