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ditches your $5 pipe when cops bust party Buys $50 piece to replace it
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takes dorothy mantooth out to nice seafood dinner calls her again
60,786 shares
hardly ever lies but when he does, it's to cover your ass
10,899 shares
chills in your room Cleans up after himself
18,811 shares
"reddit is under heavy load right now, sorry. Try again in a few minutes." waits a few minutes
21,238 shares
GIRLFRIEND MAKES SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM DOESN'T USE IT TO GET KARMA
18,121 shares
Realizes that he's Good Guy Greg Never mentions it to anyone
25,260 shares
sees you have cotton mouth gives you a sip of his soda
18,016 shares
Gets Proven wrong downvotes himself
19,987 shares
Comes over to smoke you down. leaves weed in your grinder.
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