9193 shares
Parent asks what 'fapping' means demonstrate
159,346 shares
gives house warming present burns down house
102,126 shares
Invites you over to play games saw
66,427 shares
New garbage disposal? You mean new fleshlight
68,308 shares
fills out job application only tells the truth
65,542 shares
I'll help get your cat out of the engine... Floor it!
64,327 shares
Best cure for a headache? decapitation
177,109 shares
Take a bomb to the airport april fools
120,714 shares
Bare foot in the fucking lego factory
146,205 shares
files nails with chalkboard
47,376 shares
Laugh more daily
