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works at burger king slips an onion ring into every order of fries
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Microwaving at midnight when everyone is asleep opens it with one second left so it doesn't beep
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Has an iphone doesn't try to sell you on it
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eats in fast food restaurant wipes crumbs off table top
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Breaks up with hot GF. Realizes still has naked photos of her on computer. Deletes them.
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calls the number on the "how am i driving?" bumper sticker to compliment the driver
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Brings cute girl to party who he has no intentions of sleeping with
36,233 shares
plays call of duty goes for objectives, not kills
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Sees you waiting to use a computer at the library Signs out of reddit and lets you use it
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Finds your dead body deletes internet history before calling police
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