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Stay up until 2 am Status: Darn insomnia
15,600 shares
Ignores your calls and texts "likes" all your posts
21,847 shares
Tells you how much she hates jessica writes on jessica's wall: "OMG i loveee youu and missss you girrrrrly!"
27,810 shares
Just took a shot EVERYONE needs to know
17,190 shares
Use fatbooth on all friends even the fat ones
18,058 shares
Sees everyones's statuses where they complain Make status complaining about it
10,363 shares
Has one drink for entire night OMG I was so drunk last night
18,355 shares
go on holiday to interesing cultured city 500 photos of hotel room
16,461 shares
Bin Laden died? update facebook status
22,620 shares
MY LIFE SUCKS MOM TOOK MY PHONE "POSTED FROM IPAD"
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