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Stay up until 2 am Status: Darn insomnia
15,627 shares
Ignores your calls and texts "likes" all your posts
21,899 shares
Tells you how much she hates jessica writes on jessica's wall: "OMG i loveee youu and missss you girrrrrly!"
27,880 shares
Just took a shot EVERYONE needs to know
17,235 shares
Use fatbooth on all friends even the fat ones
18,162 shares
Sees everyones's statuses where they complain Make status complaining about it
10,424 shares
Has one drink for entire night OMG I was so drunk last night
18,468 shares
go on holiday to interesing cultured city 500 photos of hotel room
16,534 shares
Bin Laden died? update facebook status
22,702 shares
MY LIFE SUCKS MOM TOOK MY PHONE "POSTED FROM IPAD"
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