Oh, You have finals coming up? I bet you're using your time wisely.
You know all of the lyrics to this song? Please, sing them.
Oh, You're an engineer? Please, continue telling me why my career is a waste of time
Oh you're still in college? I remember when I thought I was busy too.
Oh, you're a communications major? that must really help out when waiting tables
What's that? I'm gay and you've had sex with my mother? Please, continue to charm me with your intellectual and profound words
Oh, you have a degree in dance? I'll have the grand slam, please
Oh, you play call of duty? You must know everything about guns.
i'm condescending that means i talk down to you
oh, you play call of duty? You must know all there is to war
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