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knows everyone at party still plays with the dog for 3 hours
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mistakenly says bye to someone at a party who isn't leaving tells everyone else bye and leaves
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Say hi to a friend in the supermarket Hide from them for the rest of the time to avoid awkward second "hello".
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notices a girl's whistle and ask if it's a rape whistle. she says yes. asks "does it work?"
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Pass Victoria's Secret at the mall look the other way so people don't think you're a pervert
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Hairdresser is ruining haircut "Looks great, thanks"
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thinking about a conversation that happened weeks ago Makes corresponding facial expressions and laughs at the funny parts in public
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Dials someone's number heart starts racing, starts breathing heavily
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Hold the door for someone thank them
108,064 shares
someones shopping cart is blocking the item you wanted to get acts intensely interested in the surrounding items until they move
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