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ran out of ideas for animals combined several to make platypus
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thou shalt not kill murders first-born babies of entire country
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creates earth 6000 years ago uses 4.5 billion year old supplies
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created the universe just wanted an apple pie
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I have performed many awe-inspiring miracles coincidentally, I got tired of doing them after Satan invented videocameras
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create inquisitive and skeptical humans work in mysterious ways
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Creates two sexes Puts you in the wrong one
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No one knows the day or hour of my return Except a senile old man who was wrong about this before
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infinite power blames everybody else
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Makes gambling a sin Punishes most devoted follower to win bet with satan
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