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This actually happened to me
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We've only been going out for a week, and she said this...
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I'M PREGNANT No, I'm not, I just wanted to see whether you were ecstatic or terrified.
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Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive to have you inside her for 9 whole months.
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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you!
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I broke your Iphone No more talking to siri
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I am jelouse of your past, of your old crushes i wanna crush them with a car
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You are so comfortable to sleep with When you die I should have you taxidermied so I always have you as a pillow
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i had herpes now it's ourpes
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Crazy in the head crazy in the bed
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