9463 shares
Fakes throwing something at your face "Look, he flinched!"
340,439 shares
Listens to your story Tries to one-up you with his own version
97,805 shares
Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask "when and where?"
53,647 shares
Invite him to a party shows up with 5 people you have never seen before
205,023 shares
invites you to play drawsomething draws a dick for every word
131,563 shares
Sees you are trying to impress a girl "stop trying to act cool for her"
247,680 shares
Makes fun of you for your job Has no job
572,364 shares
Notices that you kicked him under the table to get him to stop sharing a story "why'd you kick me under the table?"
73,390 shares
Uses your wi-fi for free bangs on your door at 9am to complain about connection issues
359,328 shares
sees that you're embarassed 'look how red he's getting!'
536,440 shares
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