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ADDS YOU ON FACEBOOK likes everything you post
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Believes that only God can give and take life Supports capital punishment
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Flips when she finds your pot stash blew guys for coke in the 70's
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"I didn't give birth to those lungs to have you turn them black" smoked at your age
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gets virus on computer blames you for installing games
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does anything for her kids after they yell long enough
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Car merges into her lane 50 yards ahead FLOOR IT
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discourages imaginary friends forces you to go to church on sunday
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"I think I know a thing or two about parenting." Is Scumbag Steve's mom.
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matthew 19:21 "if you want to be perfect, go, sell all your possessions and give to the poor" *turns page
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