Wanted it in her mouth

Wanted it in her mouth - I TOLD HIM TO SHOOT IT IN MY MOUTH BUT HE SHOT IT IN MY LEFT EYE INSTEAD. THAT BASTARD!!! First World Problems

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My plate is full of food and im not at the end of the buffet line yet

My plate is full of food and im not at the end of the buffet line yet

couldn't sleep in had to open Christmas gifts instead

couldn't sleep in had to open Christmas gifts instead

Trying to pirate an album band is too obscure and nobody is seeding

Trying to pirate an album band is too obscure and nobody is seeding

Put on a suit Forgot deodorant

Put on a suit Forgot deodorant

Already hungry too early to eat lunch

Already hungry too early to eat lunch

I wanted Orange juice already brushed my teeth

I wanted Orange juice already brushed my teeth

Staying with parents for Christmas Their internet is so slow

Staying with parents for Christmas Their internet is so slow

My parents make too much money I don't qualify for financial aid

My parents make too much money I don't qualify for financial aid

Cleaning lady is vacuuming Can't hear tv

Cleaning lady is vacuuming Can't hear tv

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Want to down vote things on facebook can't
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