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2 + weeks without doing laundry Found clean underwear
31,354 shares
Thought I typed my password in wrong Log-in Successful
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girlfriend watched law and order svu still had sex
76,182 shares
Ordered a 10 piece chicken McNugget Got 11
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Smoke weed every day still get straight b's
45,641 shares
Country with world's largest military wages 40 years of war against unarmed plant plant still winning
74,213 shares
peed in a dream didn't pee in the bed
139,624 shares
Copy important text ages ago. Press ctrl-v... still in clipboard
14,561 shares
Noticed there was no toilet paper before i went to the bathroom
64,777 shares
Left in car on hot day survives
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