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The bell rings in 30 seconds and you're wearing sweatpants? Here, have an erection
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Hates getting tickled Laughs
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hey, you know what your girlfriend will love? call her your ex's name
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Wakes you up three times before your alarm goes off to make sure you don't miss it Sleeps through alarm
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Hey, you seem pretty stressed I bet some acne will help with that
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Oh, so you hate this song? Don't worry, i will remember it.
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Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway
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You've practiced this a million times? Oh, let's screw up when you try to show someone
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Oh, you just brushed your teeth? I'm Hungry
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Completely awake between classes Falling asleep during class
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