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went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam
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Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis
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Say something funny, only one person hears that person repeats it, everyone laughs
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use bathroom at a girl's house Prove that I washed my hands by commenting on how good the soap smells
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