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Catch a cute girl's eye with your elbow
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awesome date both living with parents, no place to hook up
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Gets flashed by girls in adjacent car pretends to ignore them
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get a new video game at birthday party secretly wish everyone would leave so you could play
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having lunch with girl tomorrow spends all day coming up with conversation topics
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Make out with hot chick after drinking she decides to quit drinking the next day
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