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boxing gloves? do you hang those next to your oven mitts, woman?
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threw a grenade; killed 50 people then the grenade exploded
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calls cops to report bar fight upon arriving, fights cops
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brings a knife to a gunfight wins
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my morning steak: the most important steak of the day
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