9214 shares
Casually mentions about being a drug user To the president of the united states
84,282 shares
Hey I just bit you... and now you're crazy because I'm infected... and gave you rabies
177,520 shares
Girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for anniversary doesn't get her anything
141,580 shares
Wife asks if she's fat "yes"
101,743 shares
Ran into ex Put the car in reverse and hit her again
131,852 shares
gets to pick game for family game night saw
119,531 shares
found a bear trap tea bag it
230,400 shares
feed the homeless to the homeless
158,581 shares
take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin
82,708 shares
found a beehive free pinata
142,971 shares
Laugh more daily
