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Imagines you doing something incredibly embarrassing in public Produces intense feelings of shame and self-loathing
60,395 shares
At home: Wants to be at party At party: Wants to be at home
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Realizes how grateful you are for certain relatives Immediately begins to imagine scenarios where they die
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HEARS YOUR ALARM GOING OFF INCORPORATES THE MUSIC INTO YOUR DREAM SO YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WAKE UP
135,227 shares
Remember that stupid thing you did? How about we remember it over and over examining all the reasons you're a moron until you hate yourself.
46,776 shares
Feels lonely when alone, desires company Feels drained around people, desires solitude
42,577 shares
Bored - This show sucks Work to do - Most interesting show ever made
15,724 shares
Remember persons name you haven't seen since middle school can't remember name of person you meet yesterday
10,508 shares
Have to wake up early, need sleep! Can't sleep because worrying of not getting enough sleep
192,607 shares
Tells you to go with your gut Knows right answer
24,002 shares
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