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Wanna play the rape game? NO that's the spirit
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Hermione, I hear the spirits come. Harry, how do you know? my ear is sticky
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heads or tails? umm, tails bend over
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When i was born... Harry, I really don't care ...the doctor thought i had three legs.
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hermione, about the other night oh, harry, we both know it was a mistake i'm pregnant.
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Hermione, I'm so horny Well, I guess I could help you out, as a friend... I want anal
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Hermoine, would you like to dance? What? Here? No Harry No, you didn't hear me, I said you look fat in those pants
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Hermione, do you know how to summon a million tiny wizards? Harry, there's no such spell-- fap-fap-fap-fap-fap...
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You seem perky today ehh quite the contrary-- I was talking to your tits
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Can we play just the tip? I don't think I am ready How about we play punch the little prude in the teeth?
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