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Wife asked me to watch the baby He napped the whole time
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pulled headphones out of pocket weren't tangled
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asked wife where she wants to eat actually named a restaurant
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Dropped Full Soda Can on Carpet Landed standing up
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Checked Texts After A Night Of Drinking None
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Gets facebook notification Not a game request
56,332 shares
Bought $2 pants at thrift store found $20 in pocket
495,038 shares
get drunk and sleep with someone Both still like each other in the morning
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Boss Walked by Actually doing work
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Skipped breakfast to make work meeting on time breakfast provided
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