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I voted against legalizing marijuana because my daughter was killed by a drunk driver
392,884 shares
Tells you to stop watching crap on Tv Watches reality shows and dancing with the stars
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you can't make a commitment and then suddenly change your mind. divorced 3 times in 7 years.
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"Once you make a choice you have to stand by it" Gets a divorce
138,672 shares
We only listen to Fox News The other ones are too biased
147,171 shares
Says mythbusters is childish watches toddlers and tiaras
190,816 shares
Thinks buying video games for $60 is a waste of money Buys $7 pack of cigarettes every other day
429,825 shares
"calendars featuring women in swimsuits and lingerie are sexist and wrong" purchases every fire department fundraiser calendar filled with half-naked men she can find
78,021 shares
"So when are you getting a real job?" Hasn't worked a single day in 20 years
429,921 shares
Passed exam: "don't forget to thank god" failed exam: "it's your fault for not working hard enough"
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