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Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom
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dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween Decides not to go to a party
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See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them
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cashier gives incorrect change say nothing
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Attendant Has Been notified to assist you Dear God Why
145,605 shares
Remember embarrassing event from years ago Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently
443,971 shares
walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them
15,572 shares
Arrive early to any event wait in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive
119,477 shares
a pedestrian smiles at you. smile back smile the same way looking at the rear-view mirror, to see if you looked stupid
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Doesn't catch movie reference. laughs anyway.
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