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Owner pushed me off the couch... I pushed him off the balcony.
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Previous owners had me house broken I had their necks broken
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There was a farmer who had a dog, And Bingo was his name-O. Was, his name-o.
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Knock Knock... Who's There? DEATH
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he left me outside i left him in pieces
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My previous owners had a baby... had a baby
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What? Timmy fell down the well? I wonder why...
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I love children But I couldn't eat a whole one
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That hole i've been digging in the yard... your grave
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Previous owner hit me with a newspaper once... once
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