9269 shares
Do you think skipping rocks are like shooting stars for fish?
320,101 shares
Breathing is like eating air
126,570 shares
Thinking is like reading your own mind.
372,961 shares
What kind of burger do you want? Ham
202,230 shares
Dude, our hands are perfect cup holders
479,605 shares
Dude, this chocolate milk tastes like cold hot choloate
453,188 shares
What if Wal Mart and Toys R Us joined together? Dude. WALRUS
297,924 shares
Stay In drugs, eat your school and don't do vegetables
185,188 shares
When I close my eyes I turn into a circle
49,786 shares
Gunshots are like... the cowbells of rap
323,333 shares
Laugh more daily
