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Once you go black friday shopping with me you will find some great bargains
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I jacked that lady's car up so i could change the flat tire
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Die pig! Die! Damn, Angry Birds is tough.
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I drive drunk Friends home from the bar so they don't have to pay for a cab
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I need another 40 pages to finish my doctoral thesis
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everyday im shuffling my schedule so i can fit in more time for golf at the country club
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I left my pregnant girlfriend chocolates and a new novel before leaving for work today.
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They see me rolling down the window to ask for directions, and they immediately stop and help me out. The people in this city are so friendly.
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What did you just say? How about I shoot you A text because the reception in this building is awful right now
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Fuck the police I prefer sting's solo albums
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