9304 shares
witness petty theft ESCALATE TO HOMICIDE
105,579 shares
runs into ex and her new boyfriend puts car in reverse and hits them again
300,008 shares
water down brandy with rum
220,424 shares
sees depressed people on valentines day mercy kill
150,250 shares
go to strip club with a bag of quarters make it hail
156,096 shares
need to lose weight start a crack-meth diet
51,577 shares
Give up caffeine for the new year take up cocaine
45,870 shares
register for christianmingle.com email customer service about lack of "man seeking man" option
123,231 shares
licks his own elbow by ripping his arm off
60,099 shares
staring contest with the sun
60,261 shares
Laugh more daily
